My mom shared a Thanksgiving joke with me at breakfast on Tuesday morning and I laughed until I cried. I just had to share it with all of you!

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”

John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, “May I ask what the turkey did?”

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Happy Thanksgiving guys. Remember that thankfulness should not be limited to one day a year but we should be grateful for everyday that we have another chance at life!

P.S. The last entry for the $150 giveaway will be accepted until 11:59 tonight. Make sure you enter for your chance to win!


2 Comments

Veronica Lee · 11/27/2014 at 6:24 am

LOL! Love that story!
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, Brittany!

    Brittany · 11/27/2014 at 7:50 am

    Thank you Veronica! Have a great day !

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